i cannot be held responsible for my actions t-shirt 

£25

Product description from their website:

please put me down. i cannot be held. full stop. i am a grown up adult with my own things to hold. talk to me at your own risk. everything you do should be done at your own risk really, not mine for god's sake. please don't do anything at my risk  @zoebreadtok reading this caption is entirely at your own risk.

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